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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“There was an old woman who lived in a shoe; She had so many children she didn’t know what to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week I decided to become more active in my church, so I joined the choir. Unfortunately, I’m completely tone…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would temporarily allow people that are struggling financially, to rob any of their neighbors with no consequences, until the economy turns around?

COMMENTARY: People’s home being regularly burglarized could actually stimulate the economy, since they would have to often replaced the items…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine said he converted to Christianity after he had a chilling near-death experience. He told me…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve always wanted some reference books at home, so when I got a call one afternoon from a company, I…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is “legally dead?”

COMMENTARY: Can a person be “illegally dead?” And, if you kill someone while you’re “illegally dead”, can you be sentenced…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On one of the rare times I used public transportation, I overheard an interesting comment by a passenger sitting in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A close friend of mine asked me to go with him to meet with a group of his friends, because…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would subject any elected official to 40 lashes if they flip-flopped on any major issues?

COMMENTARY: I would absolutely support this law… as long at it’s only applied to the “other” party.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have any close friends or relatives that you’ve known most of your life, that you secretly wish to see rotting in prison?

COMMENTARY: It would probably be best if I didn’t list all those names, because if I did, I wouldn’t ever…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I walked into a beautiful cathedral in Italy near the Vatican while taking a tour in Rome. Service was being…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Through the Freedom of Information Act, I obtained an alleged UFO abduction that the government was never able to fully…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The name of the classic novel, “The Wizard of Oz” written by author and journalist Frank L. Baum, was not…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is political science?

COMMENTARY: I used to think it would involve a congressman or senator in a laboratory mixing chemicals trying to find…

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