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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D. C., I went to see the United States Marine Corp Memorial to see the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Who in your lifetime has had the worst smelling feet?

COMMENTARY: When I was in the Air Force, I had a roommate’s feet that smelled like he regularly soaked them…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

No matter who you are, if you get to heaven, you will see at least one person that is genuinely…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently pulled over by a cop when I was driving around town, and he told me that he had…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How did your parents feel about your first date(s)?

COMMENTARY: The first lady I ever dated, my mother didn’t like her. The second one I dated, she didn’t like…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While growing up, we were very poor. My parents didn’t want people to know how bad off we were, so before me…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you hold your bladder for 24 hours?

COMMENTARY: And during that time you had to listen nonstop to a cd that played a serene waterfall.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  My father really knew the value of money. I know for a fact, that he has the first dollar…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Within our solar system, Saturn is considered to be the most beautiful of the planets because of its visually spectacular…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was down on one knee holding a long-stemmed rose when I proposed to the woman that meant the world…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what’s your opinion of stay-at-home dads?

COMMENTARY: I’m not talking about the sizeable group of you who have husbands or boyfriends that are under house arrest.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Like many kids, when I was around eight years I hated taking baths. One day, my mother got so frustrated…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to Genesis 1:21 (in which I believe), the strange looking hammerhead sharks, as well as all sea creatures were…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people that complain about secondhand smoke, but shop at garage sales, are hypocrites?

COMMENTARY: To me, the double standards are obvious.  (In my strange world, my conclusions always make perfect sense).

Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?

For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers…

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