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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and there he…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the beautiful beachfront homes on the east coast and the west coast, which owners are typically the most arrogant?

COMMENTARY: The west coast owners are some of the most arrogant people in the world, second only to the residents…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to drive my mother crazy when I was growing up. One day when I was around seven or…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is a C-section?

COMMENTARY: I overheard a couple women stating that they had one. I believe if they would have studied harder, they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What used to be considered “tough love” in my youth, today would likely be labeled as child abuse. To make…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it ok to lie on your taxes, if you plan on spending the refund to stimulate the economy?

COMMENTARY: I personally believe that cheating the government (state and federal) is the responsibility of every decent American in this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I took a nap in a boat I had rented when I was in the Bahamas, trying to temporarily escape…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During my lifetime, I’ve been at in a lot of cemeteries. By far, the funniest headstone I ever saw, read:…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there a certain food that you won’t eat under any conditions?

COMMENTARY: For me when growing up, it used to be fried liver. Gross!!! Who needs all that grease! But since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

There are certain moments in my past that I’ll never forget. One certain day that is permanently etched in my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

                                  My life must be really boring. Last week some guy stole my identity. Yesterday he gave it back,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What is a Pastor? If the pastor is young, he lacks experience. If his hair is gray, he’s getting too…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in the second grade, I actually convinced my father that all the F’s on my report card…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Will there be an in flight movie during the rapture?

COMMENTARY: If it is, it will undoubtedly be rated G for General Audiences… or would the G be for Godly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, a cop actually issued me a $350.00 ticket for “failure to yield”, while I was playing “Red light/Green…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should children be used as pawns during a bitter break up?

COMMENTARY: My position is a resounding yes! Kids are great weapons! What other reason would you want to have these…

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