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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On St. Patrick’s Day a few years ago, to my surprise I awoke to see a leprechaun sitting on the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What is or was your favorite thing to do to irritate a present or former mate?

COMMENTARY: When I wanted to really irritate my ex, I would start singing some old negro spirituals. We could be…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Cryogenics is the study of matter at temperatures much colder than those that occur naturally on earth. In the cryogenic…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was ten years old, my father gave me a long-winded speech regarding his work ethics. A week later,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve never believed in psychics or palm readers because I think they are a bunch of con artists. But when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While gardening in his backyard, a New Orleans resident discovered a bone from a very large animal. Later that day…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the craziest thing you’ve done or fantasized about doing to someone that dumped you?

COMMENTARY: I feel that if you get dumped unexpectedly, there is never any justification for physically harming someone. However, with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was really impressed by the unique ability of a snake charmer when I travelled to India. After listening to him…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An extremely attractive lady caught my attention when I was on the beach in February in Miami a few years…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My advice to managers/supervisors: Based on the fact, that most companies unfortunately have people that work hard to avoid doing work, if you…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the stupidest thing you’ve said or done to the first person you had a crush on?

COMMENTARY: When I was around 7 years old, I had a crush on our next door neighbor. I found out one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife has always been quiet and shy, and often expressed herself with greeting cards. The last card she gave…

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