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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have gotten so terrible with managing money, that last week, I actually bounced some Wheat Chex. What the…

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think marriage certificates should have warning labels?

COMMENTARY: They certainly should! They have them on cigarettes! And both cancer and marriage can be a slow torturous death.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the diagnosis from my recent visit to the hospital, I am filing a malpractice lawsuit. The doctor alleges…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think the appropriate penalty should be for people who get caught entering the United States illegally?

COMMENTARY: Considering the current sad state of this country, probably the worst punishment would be to force them to stay here.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Jellyfish are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. They have several different morphologies that represent several different cnidarian classes and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should we lower the legal age for drinking from 21 to 6?

COMMENTARY: Absolutely we should! With all the DUI’s across the nation, something drastic has to be done. I think we…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power to invoke capital punishment other than for premeditated murder, what would it be?

COMMENTARY: For me, it would be for people that drive for miles with their turn signals on, and don’t turn….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After feeling a little mischievous during a weekend stay in San Francisco, I went to the grocery store and bought…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How much whiskey would you have to drink before you’d consider remarrying a former spouse?

COMMENTARY: For me, it would have to be enough to fill at least three of the five Great Lakes?

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who told me that he was sleeping almost 14 hours a day. When I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Microwave ovens are in most households in the United States, and is considered a necessay kitchen appliance. A little know…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – On a blind date, how do you determine if you want to see them a second time?

COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Niagara Falls used to be one of the most popular places in America to go on a honeymoon. When I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember when I was around 8 or 9 years old, my siblings and I were talking about what we…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my neighbor the other day who is a very successful businessman, and he told me when…

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