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Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it ok to lie on your taxes, if you plan on spending the refund to stimulate the economy?

COMMENTARY: I personally believe that cheating the government (state and federal) is the responsibility of every decent American in this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I took a nap in a boat I had rented when I was in the Bahamas, trying to temporarily escape…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During my lifetime, I’ve been at in a lot of cemeteries. By far, the funniest headstone I ever saw, read:…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there a certain food that you won’t eat under any conditions?

COMMENTARY: For me when growing up, it used to be fried liver. Gross!!! Who needs all that grease! But since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

There are certain moments in my past that I’ll never forget. One certain day that is permanently etched in my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

                                  My life must be really boring. Last week some guy stole my identity. Yesterday he gave it back,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What is a Pastor? If the pastor is young, he lacks experience. If his hair is gray, he’s getting too…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in the second grade, I actually convinced my father that all the F’s on my report card…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Will there be an in flight movie during the rapture?

COMMENTARY: If it is, it will undoubtedly be rated G for General Audiences… or would the G be for Godly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, a cop actually issued me a $350.00 ticket for “failure to yield”, while I was playing “Red light/Green…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should children be used as pawns during a bitter break up?

COMMENTARY: My position is a resounding yes! Kids are great weapons! What other reason would you want to have these…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ungrateful mother is again mad at me regarding Mother’s Day. I don’t get it. I mailed her a nice…

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Wacky Weekend Question – Is hell a humid hot or dry hot?

COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Why was Osama bin Laden cleaned before the Navy tossed him in the ocean?

COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was trying to sleep at a remote campsite in Yosemite National Park when camping with a friend, a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the…

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