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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your New Year’s Resolutions?

COMMENTARY: Mine is to finally achieve my life long dream of becoming a supervisor at Woolworth’s or Montgomery Wards. (As…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?

COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first,  I told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few days ago when I was at home, I heard singing from outside. I looked out my window and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the strangest thing one of your parents used to whip you when you were young?

  COMMENTARY: My mother was really mad at me one time and could find a belt. So she grabbed my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On a cold blustery day in January in Chicago while I was scurrying down the street, I saw a man…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men that have no children?

COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It was a family tradition for my parents to take me and my siblings to the mall during the holiday…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should anyone ever have to pay a psychic for a reading?

COMMENTARY: In my opinion, never!!! My reasons are, if they really don’t have any psychic powers, they’re a fraud, and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the craziest or funniest thing you ever saw happen in a street fight?

  COMMENTARY: I saw two really big guys square off in a front of a large crowd. Both of them…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For people that loves the food during the holiday season, this is one of my favorite recipes:  1 ½ lb…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Being born and growing up in Chicago, I’ll never forget the coldest three days on record. And they are: January…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I always go the mall on the Friday following Thanksgiving, for two reasons. The first one is, I like looking…

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