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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was a teenager, there were many times when I made things awkward. It continues today. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew in Chicago was recently stopped and questioned by a couple of officers on patrol, in regards to a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I own a hardware store, and here’s my issue. When did it become someone’s right to walk into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A cousin of mine told me that when it was made public that he pushed several metal cabinets out of…

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ANCIENT ROME  (4 of 4) SLAVERY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit”…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – King Tut was an Egyptian pharaoh of the 18th dynasty (ruled c. 1332–1323 BC in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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ANCIENT ROME  (3 of 4) THE VESTAL VIRGINS 

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon drivers are forced to pee in bottles, break the speed limit and face…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris is facing backlash after several fact-checkers questioned a heavily edited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bixby, Oklahoma – When Bonnie Moriarty heard her cat hiss in the middle of the night, she…

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ANCIENT ROME  (2 of 4) GLADIATORS 

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auburn, Washington – Three young men rob a gas station convenience store as the store clerk suffers…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that the reason why she didn’t…

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ANCIENT ROME  (1 of 4) A PAGAN FESTIVAL

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, Oregon – Burgerville employees are going to have to express themselves with a little less flair…

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