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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Mayberry, North Carolina – According to a recent article in their local newspaper, two of Deputy Barney…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – San Diego’s KUSI accused CNN of backing off a request for a local…

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Living off the land

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I started working in engineering in the late 1980s and thought it was “cute” that we all wore…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the most romantic things I tried to do, did not turn as I had planned. I was really…

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“View of the church Locks in winter. 1640 – 1666” by artist Jan Abrahamsz Beerstraten

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am having issues with a friend who gets handed most everything he wants. I had to grow…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have a major problem with ordering certain items from Amazon. Every time I buy some clothing from them…

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A WINTER WHITEOUT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled House of Representatives are planning on voting to pass a bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – McAllen, Texas – CNN’s Jim Acosta was mocked across social media for posting a video that was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg said Donald Trump’s presidency signals that…

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FROZEN SERENITY

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Several Starbucks locations in the Seattle area will be installing safe needle deposit boxes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Liberal music superstar Cher is holding congressional Democrats’ feet to the fire amid…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Mark Espinosa, 29, is being sought by authorities for allegedly stealing a reported $850,000…

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WINTER AND SPRING

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Newly-elected Democratic House Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex, D-N.Y., tweeted last month that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A little over a year after it opened, Paris’ first nudist restaurant, O’Naturel, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski said Tuesday before President Trump addressed the nation,…

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