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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I don’t smoke, but my mother and fiancee are chain smokers. This is particularly annoying when the three…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a cruise with a bunch of my friends. We all had fun, except for one person. He…

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Daily Photos & Art

Some people should get off of Facebook, and spend more time with their face, in “the book”.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend and co-worker who likes to play with my hair, rub my back and put…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jiangsu, China – A man bizarrely swallowed two live 20 inch eels in a bid to “cure…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s critics had fun with the network’s in-house media reporter Brian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The Cosmopolitan hotel-casino is legally responding to O.J. Simpson’s lawsuit that he was…

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A LATE NIGHT STROLL

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rev. Clarence Smith Jr. has been charged with bilking federal program to feed needy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin, husband Mossimo Giannulli and several other parents still battling charges in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The NAACP files a lawsuit against Cory Booker and Kamala Harris accusing both of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York’s new bail-reform law is being blamed for the release…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had a tense exchange onstage…

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