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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Shortly after the famous gunfight at O.K. Corral October 26, 1881, the people in Tombstone,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces what she calls “very good news for democrats”. In…

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BASS-IC INSTINCTS  (1 of 2)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a major issue with my 85 year old mother. She refuses to throw away expired food,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was recently at a birthday party, I wasn’t aware that something was behind me, and I fell over…

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and when no boats were available…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a concern I suspect is shared by others. Keeping a journal has been shown to be…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend who used to be supervisor at a company that builds very large ships. Unfortunately he recently…

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FAMOUS CRIMINALS FROM THE 1930s  (6 of 6) Bonnie and Clyde – Bonnie Elizabeth Parker (October 1, 1910 – May…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lancaster, California – Mayor R. Rex Parris has proposed to ban neckties from the workplace, citing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Instanbul, Turkey – A controversial Turkish televangelist known for giving his sermons while surrounded by a group…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats who drafted a bill to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) suddenly announced…

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FAMOUS CRIMINALS FROM THE 1930s  (5 of 6) Machine Gun Kelly – George Kelly Barnes (July 18, 1895 – July…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic has announced that they have located a new ethnicity of people on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Nevada Republican Sen. Dean Heller is using former President Barack Obama’s infamous “you…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Stormy Daniels was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for touching a patron a…

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FAMOUS CRIMINALS FROM THE 1930s  (4 of 6) Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd  – (February 3, 1904 – October 22,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The showdown between police and the organizers of a march against the endless murders…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill and Hillary Clinton surprised onlookers at a Washington-area…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nogales, Arizona – A 30-year-old Mexican man who previously was deported from the U.S. after being convicted…

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