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A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (6 of 11) Nefertiti Nefertiti was the Great Royal Wife of Akhenaten. The Egyptian…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While NBC decided to hold a private meeting in mid-June to…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – An intruder was on the loose at Buckingham Palace while the Queen slept just…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (5 of 11) Julius Caesar Julius Caesar was a Roman politician and war general…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another stunning campaign promise, this time to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Clinton “knows nothing” about the “terrible crimes” linked to billionaire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are arising about the mental health of Joe Biden after he got…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (4 of 11) Mary, Queen of Scots She was known as Mary, Queen of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal comedian Rosie O’Donnell is convinced that former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., last week suggested she was open to getting rid of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is airing the much-anticipated Democratic National Committee-sanctioned debates live from…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (3 of 11) Richard III For two years, Richard III was the king of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mad Magazine, a U.S. institution famous for the grinning face of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Kamala Harris is now defending herself against a viral tweet which reads:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Ilhan Omar admitted that she may have embellished part of the story she…

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What Historical Figures Really Looked Like… (2 of 11) Cleopatra Cleopatra ruled over Egypt as a co-regent for nearly 30…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson may be considered a long shot for the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized on Saturday over the pain he caused…

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