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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden had another cringeworthy moment during a town hall meeting, as he…

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RED SKIES

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – A Swedish scientist speaking at Stockholm summit offered an unusual possible tactic in combating…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host “Charlamagne the God” of the Breakfast Club, expressed his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A prominent figure at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Joichi Ito, stepped down after…

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Sightseeing…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together for 20 years. I have never cheated on him or given…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is a dentist, recently had his insurance claim rejected after he alleged his office was…

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No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother, who is in her late 60s, is obsessed with family history and preserving attachments to relatives….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw an example that cheaters never win. A few weeks ago while playing a game with a friend of…

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A LATE NIGHT DIP

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An author who has been a finalist for a Pulitzer Prize and National Book…

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BREAKING NEWS – North York, Ontario, Canada – Heinz has finally solved the problem of ketchup being impossible to pour….

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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Seeing the ocean for the first time…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Marianne Williamson deletes tweet saying ‘power of the mind’ helped turn Dorian The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dana Point, California – Benny Hinn is one of the more controversial names in modern televangelism, especially…

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BREAKING NEWS – Epsom, New Hampshire – A squealing baby tested Bernie Sanders’ cool during a town hall event. The…

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The Sea-Gull by Mary Howitt Oh, the white seagull, the wild seagull,A joyful bird is he,As he lies like a…

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