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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t drive. It’s not because I don’t want to, but whenever I sit behind the wheel, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something….

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THE PREAKNESS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that President Trump should not have moved the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight 107 (Anchorage to Seattle), was tackled by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania – A Democratic mayor has resigned nearly a month after he was arrested for allegedly…

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COMING AND GOING

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BREAKING NEWS – South Orange, New Jersey – A New Jersey board of education member is facing a call to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seville, Spain – A Spanish matador hoping for a triumphant return from a brutal goring, was again…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has announced that special counsel Robert Mueller has told…

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IT’S ALL ABOUT SPEED…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democratic Sen. Kamala Harris attempted to grill Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cannes, France – Director Spike Lee railed against President Donald Trump in an expletive-laced monologue following the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Australia – When being interviewed in the land down under, Hillary Clinton said if she were…

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SWIRLING AROUND THE MOON

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – Disney announces that Ms. Marvel movie, featuring a Muslim superhero, “definitely sort of in…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown wrote an op-ed calling for his fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wichita, Kansas – Police in Kansas are now prohibited from engaging in consensual sex with people in…

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A YOUNG RUNAWAY 

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – A California assemblyman vehemently argued against a bill that would adopt International Workers’ Day…

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