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I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had…

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UNITED STATES MARINES The United States Marine Corps (USMC), also referred to as the United States Marines, is a branch…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City will be gifting accused criminals tickets to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Debra Messing criticized “The View,” describing the daytime show as “irresponsible” for…

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UNITED STATES NAVY The United States Navy (USN) is the naval warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is eyeing the Democratic Party’s nomination in 2020, may…

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UNITED STATES ARMY The United States Army (USA) is the land warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces….

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – California’s Prop 47 has lead to rise in shoplifting across state. It was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Roman Catholic Church is investigating how two nuns on separate charity missions to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren’s war on Wall Street has some 2020 Senate candidates in her own…

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The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sen. Elizabeth Warren has stated that private health insurance workers who lose their…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ronan Farrow said on “Real Time with Bill Maher” that Juanita…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Politicians seeking to confiscate guns from Americans shouldn’t share their plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another geographical gaffe while on a campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Former Texas Democrat congressman Beto O’Rourke announced Friday he is withdrawing from the…

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