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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Jack Buckingham, the son of Jane Buckingham, a marketing executive and parenting book author,…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – We’re doomed! Beto O’Rourke starts presidential campaign by claiming the world faces ‘catastrophe’…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Professor Stephen Hawking’s former carer has been banned from nursing after she “failed to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan fired back at New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pontivy, France – A gang of chickens at a French farming school this week are suspected of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she had “zero” sympathy for parents…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin has deleted her social media after being indicted in an alleged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – A giant wolfdog hybrid named Yuki who “loves to be the center of attention”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green said he will force an impeachment…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague (Netherlands – Due to a recent ruling in the World Court in favor of China,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Litchfield Park, Arizona – A woman who was attacked by a jaguar while taking a photo, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking at an Economic Club event, said she doesn’t think embattled Rep. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – For the first time in history, an all-female crew will conduct a spacewalk at…

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