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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Wayne, New Jersey – Toys ‘R’ Us, the big box toy retailer struggling with $5 billion in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eleven-year-old yard services entrepreneur Frank Giaccio locked down his biggest client ever, mowing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (2 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer  

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Mayor Lyda Krewson finally  comments on the recent protests in her city that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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HURRICANE IRMA IN FLORIDA  (1 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 5-year-old daughter recently came home in tears because a classmate, told her I was a liar and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been divorced for eight years and have a wonderful, kindhearted 13-year-old son. My ex-husband is supposed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just finished reading a book called “How To Stop Being So Selfish”. It changed my view of life, and…

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HURRICANE HARVEY IN HOUSTON  (11 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts -The dean of Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government Douglas W. Elmendorf, has announced that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – Conservative star Ben Shapiro spoke at the University of California at Berkeley on Thursday…

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BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut –ESPN‘s handling of its latest controversy offers fresh evidence that the network…

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HURRICANE HARVEY IN HOUSTON  (10 of 11)  ~  Keep them in prayer

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