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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I reconnected with a guy from high school five months ago. We started hanging out and eventually decided…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Chicago last week, I was walking down the street on a dark and stormy night. From…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 15-year-old girl and a sophomore in high school in San Diego.. Last year I went to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine ran for assemblyman and lost in a humiliating landslide. Two days before the midterms, he was…

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UNITED STATES AIR FORCE If you are an enemy and you’re being approached by an A-10, within a few seconds,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in the U.S. Supreme Court building, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell and fractured…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In 7/29/14 Sen. Dianne Feinstein wrote a letter to then-President Barack Obama informing him…

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UNITED STATES NAVY The mission of the United States Navy is to protect and defend the right of the United…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass to access the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic candidate Stacey Abrams is not conceding the Georgia governor’s race to Republican candidate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Hillary Clinton adviser Philippe Reines said in a new interview that Juanita Broaddrick…

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UNITED STATES MARINES I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democrat Stacey Abrams said early Wednesday morning that she’s not conceding the Georgia governor’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – Last year Pringles released a line of Thanksgiving Dinner-flavored chips to the media…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – A Nevada brothel owner who died last month, won a heavily GOP state…

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UNITED STATES ARMY I am a Soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.  ~ …

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is calling democrats on Wall Street “spineless wimps” for refusing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Antioquia, Colombia – A 28-year-old former nun, Yudy Pineda Vásquez has opened up on how she became…

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