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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., allegedly screamed at Customs and Border Protection agents “in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Nike pulls a Betsy Ross-themed Fourth of July sneaker after Colin Kaepernick raises concern….

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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sen. Cory Booker accused Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden of not having the right…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are around the same age, 77 and 76. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After last week’s democratic debate, Maxine Waters is now leveling new charges at President…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in July. Birthstone: RubyZodiac signs: Cancer and Leo

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a father of four. My sons are 62 and 52. The older one calls me about…

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In the Old and New Testament of the bible, people frequently drank wine, and the Jews gave a nickname for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My friends and family constantly ask me when I plan to get a new phone. I have a…

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I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Democratic presidential candidate Eric Swalwell was the first to launch a direct attack at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – According to some unnamed staffers at Joe Biden’s campaign, they are so certain that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – During the democratic debate, Kamala Harris appeared to have really rattled Joe Biden in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Presidential hopeful Beto O’ Rourke sidestepped a question about tax rates on wealthy Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC hosts Donny Deutsch and Lawrence O’Donnell had a fiery exchange…

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