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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawrence, Kansas – The University of Kansas, a bastion of taxpayer-funded liberalism in an otherwise predominantly Republican…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A little known fact about a classic sci-fi movie, is that it has no resemblance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Muscatine, Iowa – Asked on the campaign trail if those imprisoned should have the right to vote,…

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EASTER EGGS (2 of 6)

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Town, South Africa – A suspected rhino poacher was trampled to death by an elephant, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden stunned a small crowd when he threatened to punch…

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EASTER EGGS (1 of 6)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend who recently got married at the courthouse. Her parents were willing to host a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last year I went to visit a friend of mine in Wisconsin that owns a farm. While I was there,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married to my husband for four years, and before that, I knew him for about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

At the beginning of this week, a friend of mine invited me over her place for some ribs, because she…

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TIME FOR SOME JAZZ

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has now ramped up her desire to have President Trump removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan tells his congregation that he is the “Messiah”….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger was reportedly resting after undergoing surgery…

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MAKING HIS MOVE…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked email from from DNC Chair Tom Perez, shows him giving a stern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Just two weeks after admitting it stored hundreds of millions of its users’…

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