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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Caucus Chairman Rep. Joe Crowley (D-NY) is suggesting that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mashhad, Iran – Two Iraqi Airways pilots have been suspended after an argument turned physical in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

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St. Kilda, Scotland

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was dating my husband, I gave him a lot of leeway. When he told me he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was a little disappointed this weekend after a dinner date cancelled on me. I had everything set up perfectly,…

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“At that time people will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And he will…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, For the past couple of years, my husband and I have not been happy with the service provided…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who’s fully grown, and is only 4’6”. He is one of the nicest people…

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Photogenic five-year-old Jare Ijalana from Nigeria, has been dubbed the world’s “most beautiful girl” after portraits of her went viral on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fresno, California – The infamous California university professor who relished in the death of former first lady…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi described the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks as an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Biden’s niece, Caroline Biden has been sentenced to two years…

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Liberty State Park in New Jersey

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN star Jake Tapper “blew up at his staff” last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oxford, Pennsylvania – Dozens of people from around the world heard Amelia Earhart and her navigator Fred…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ohio Democratic congressional candidate Danny O’Connor has responded to questions about whether he would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As part of a promotional, the owner of a fruit stand places a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York City Ballet and its related School of American…

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