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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The now-former CBS legal eagle who was fired for saying she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has published a story detailing numerous accusations…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Point, New York – West Point cadet 2nd Lt. Spenser Rapone, whose pro-communism messages on social…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is now being criticized after he laughed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsburg, Virginia – A celebration of free speech at William & Mary College in Virginia took an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women, is stating that queen bees are continually getting treated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A man in Chicago is on trial after being accused of causing some train…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to legal experts, Hillary Clinton’s latest angle on the 2016 election, is not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Being, silent, invisible, and deadly, the powerful Advanced Test High Energy Asset (ATHENA) laser…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hayley Geftman-Gold, who was a vice president and senior legal counsel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Just as he eluded tacklers during his NFL days, O.J. Simpson avoided a media…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin, who’s started to push back against the controversy over her…

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