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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Approximately 28 people froze to death while waiting on a train in Chicago as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A key committee in the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives is moving to eliminate the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – American Airlines removed a family from a plane after passengers and crew members complained…

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A COLD AND LONELY ROAD

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump mocked climate scientists while warning the Midwest of impending freezing temperatures that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway’s new film “Serenity” bombed at the box office. For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – During a CNN town hall at Drake University, Kamala Harris vows to get…

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Victoria Park in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown addressed his past extramarital relationship with U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton may have finally come to a truce after months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Embattled congressional freshman Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., once asked a judge to show leniency toward a group…

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GETTING LOST IN WINTER FOG

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My question is, is it ethical to “try” the fruit at the grocery store? I am amazed at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I almost went to jail yesterday morning. I usually walk 2.5 miles to start my day, but yesterday I decided…

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An evening service in the 18th century

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a senior in high school and I recently faked a secret admirer. It’s getting me a lot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wish Zales, which is the largest jeweler in America, offered the same merchandise that they are offering now, when…

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CAMPING IN JANUARY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vermont Independent and self-described Democratic socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders has finally acknowledged that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman democratic lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that a world that allows…

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