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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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RAIN AT A TRAIN STATION IN ENGLAND

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BREAKING NEWS – Jacksonville, Florida – A member of the Democratic National Committee resigned after referring to African-Americans as “colored…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – An embattled New York judge, who is on probation for a drunk driving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A former Atlanta-area police officer has been indicted for allegedly stealing cash that she…

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EVENING RAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that the U.S. will secure the southern border with the military…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – If you’ve ever wished someone a “Merry Christmas” or said “God bless you” when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she has more proof that President Trump is a…

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RAINDROPS AND WINDOWS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Matt Lauer’s next step in removing himself from the public eye…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Heineken may have taken Chance the Rapper’s criticism of one of their advertisements to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN was slammed for hypocrisy over the weekend when the network glorified President John…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – The Mormon church made history and injected a bit of diversity into…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A unnamed man has been arrested for stealing women’s nylons from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s Chuck Todd has been slammed online after he took to…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in April. Birthstone: Diamond Zodiac signs: Aries and Taurus

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Is there a polite way to refuse giving store clerks personal information? It seems like every time I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Very bad news for consumers this month. The price of unleaded gas is expected to go up at least 50¢…

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“Where, O death, is your victory?     Where, O death, is your sting?”  1 Corinthians 15:55

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