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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, sits stone-faced and stunned, after President Obama and Speaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After Casey Anthony is overheard saying that she could do 6 days “standing on…

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BUT MOST OF ALL  (A poem by Blake Grantham) I love Sunday afternoon rainstorms and watching birds in flight I…

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BEAUTIFUL… BUT DUMB

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British archeologists returning from Egypt now believe they have evidence that Keith Richards of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to a computer glitch, Bank of America announces that it has accidentally deleted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – One of the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial that prefers to remain anonymous,…

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WATERFALL CASTLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – All 12 jurors of the Casey Anthony trial state that they based their decision…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama stops in the middle of a stroll yelling and using expletives at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The ACLU sends a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Outback restaurants Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – Governor Rick Perry is asked by a Human Rights Official at the United Nations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Psychiatric Association announces that in the past month, fathers seeking therapy has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After reviewing her medical records, a doctor from Orlando Regional Healthcare states that there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – The prosecution and defense, as well as everyone else in the courtroom were stunned…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Dresden, Germany – After the women’s soccer team of North Korea loses to the USA  in…

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

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U.S. & World History – The 4th of July, which celebrates the Declaration of Independence from Great Britain, has a…

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