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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A British citizen that’s considered a national treasure gets a police escort, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas Texas – Match.com continues to defend its’ position for establishing a subgroup within their website. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – After months of hearings, the World Court has determined that United States succession…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The California Supreme Court strikes down a law that was recently unanimously passed…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – In preparation for William and Kate’s wedding reception, Prince Charles is seen giving the Royal Chefs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Apple’s iPhones and Google’s Android smartphones now regularly transmit their locations back to Apple and Google, respectively….

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – President Obama’s speech at Facebook Headquarters apparently inspired the young audience. CEO Mark…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine said he converted to Christianity after he had a chilling near-death experience. He told me…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve always wanted some reference books at home, so when I got a call one afternoon from a company, I…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is “legally dead?”

COMMENTARY: Can a person be “illegally dead?” And, if you kill someone while you’re “illegally dead”, can you be sentenced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kondoli, Sudan – A local farmer is ecstatic after he confirms that he has enough grapes this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Senator John McCain said he feels comfortable about his decision to leave politics and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a year of no contact, NASA finally gets a shocking visual of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marvel Comics and Stan Lee finally reach an out-of-court settlement for…

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