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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists working with pest control companies believe that they now have…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your most memorable Thanksgiving?

COMMENTARY: When I was around 12, both of my parents got laid off from their jobs. They couldn’t afford a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was…

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The Last Train – Do not lose hope. God always sends another train to help you continue your journey in…

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FIRST GIRLFRIEND

Life through Blake’s eyes…

J. Edgar Hoover was the Director of the F.B.I. from 1924 until 1972 and served under eight presidents. He was…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you plan on going anywhere for Thanksgiving, or were you conned into cooking for your friends, family, and other losers?

COMMENTARY: Fortunately for me, when I was younger most of my relatives moved to the tropics, to a place called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – President Obama formally apologized to a little girl and her parents for his reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Twentieth Century Fox announces that they will soon begin filming “Die Hard V”, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chongqing, China – Hundreds of  Chinese were injured shortly after 14,345 of them attempted to set a new Guinness…

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 AUTUMN IN A SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN

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BREAKING NEWS – Bettendorf, Iowa – GOP candidate Rick Perry is hospitalized after he was brutally assaulted in an elevator….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protestors state that they are planning on going to several southwestern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – The state of Virginia makes history as new Justice, Cleo Elaine Powell gets sworn…

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DEALING WITH GRIEF

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York City Police Department finally remove the Wall Street…

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 SUMMER OUT / AUTUMN IN

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, solidified his reputation for being the toughest Sheriff in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Helicopter pilots from Marine 1, state that they will seek an early retirement from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore’s patience finally pays off, as he stands with…

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