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A BABBLING BROOK IN NOVEMBER

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BREAKING NEWS – State College, Pennsylvania – Former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky from Penn State faces 460 years if given…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – For $2.5 million, Forest Lawn Memorial Park is now offering special cemetery plots…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00 would you walk around for an entire year with a brightly colored tattoo on your forehead of a commercial endorsement?

COMMENTARY: As long as I wasn’t promoting the Yankees, the Lakers or any feminine products, I would probably do it.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out over a friend of mine’s house the other day, when I asked for some dental floss….

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“Look, he is coming with the clouds,” and “every eye will see him, even those who pierced him”; and all…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I…

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 A LONELY LEAF IN AUTUMN RAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – National Geographic and park rangers have confirmed that an extremely rare animal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After Lindsay Lohan’s sentence of 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner for…

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – At a press conference, former Penn State coach Joe Paterno gets emotional and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorney Gloria Allred who is now representing Sharon Bialek because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Former Minnesota Governor and professional wrestler Jesse Ventura, is so upset that his…

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UNITED STATES AIR FORCE It is said that “any target that can survive three A-10 passes cannot be killed.” No…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations Populations Division announces that the world population has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gloria Allred is now the attorney for Sharon Bialek, who alleges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eric Holder reluctantly appears before the Senate Judiciary Committee after he was issued a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney tells a crowd in Iowa that as the former governor of…

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