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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power to invoke capital punishment other than for premeditated murder, what would it be?

COMMENTARY: For me, it would be for people that drive for miles with their turn signals on, and don’t turn….

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A RESIDENT OF AN ENCHANTED FOREST

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to plummeting stock shares and the present economy, Bank of America announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi….

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul tells Fox News that American paper money is illegal, and it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Relatives of the infamous Kamikaze pilots of Japan from World War II, are suing…

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                          DON’T LOOK BACK!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – In attempt to raise revenue, the U.S. Postal Service is now allowing babies to…

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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Gretchen Carlson on Fox News, DNC chair…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Author Daniel Hamermesh, who wrote the best seller “Beauty Pays” stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mumbai, India – Hindu devotees were said to be offended after some Christian missionaries witnesses them traditionally…

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SHADOWS OF SEPTEMBER    (A song by Blake Grantham) Hard times, are all right the end justifies the means Yelling, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are seen exchanging ideas for a new book they…

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THE DISCOVERY OF ATLANTIS – THE LOST CONTINENT

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A spokesman for Cedars-Sinai Hospital states that they are in a unique position…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA puts in a request for additional funding for their space program, citing unexpected…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview with Chris Wallace, Dick Cheney stated that while he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – A major South Korean retailer opens the first virtual store, which will cater…

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