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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – At a press conference, former Penn State coach Joe Paterno gets emotional and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorney Gloria Allred who is now representing Sharon Bialek because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Former Minnesota Governor and professional wrestler Jesse Ventura, is so upset that his…

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UNITED STATES AIR FORCE It is said that “any target that can survive three A-10 passes cannot be killed.” No…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations Populations Division announces that the world population has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gloria Allred is now the attorney for Sharon Bialek, who alleges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eric Holder reluctantly appears before the Senate Judiciary Committee after he was issued a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney tells a crowd in Iowa that as the former governor of…

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UNITED STATES MARINES Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lynwood, California – Lindsay Lohan gets released from a Los Angeles County jail after serving less than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The Detroit Police Department assemble a task force in attempt to catch two preschoolers…

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UNITED STATES NAVY There are many ships at the bottom of the ocean that have made the regrettable choice of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – During a commercial when President Obama recently appeared on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno tells…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Justin Bieber who is a Canadian citizen that lives in Atlanta, announces that if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan has become increasingly angy at President Obama, about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kris Jenner offends Native Americans, by calling her son-in-law Kris Humphries…

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UNITED STATES ARMY No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.  ~ …

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The story of my life is, when I try to do something right, I often make people mad. Last Halloween…

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Turn my eyes away from worthless things; preserve my life according to your word.    Psalm 119:37

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