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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The producers of “Thor” Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment, gets sued for 25 million…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – An ambitious Pakistani businessman has been contacting all of the Al Qaeda members who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A memo leaked from the ACLU Headquarters, stated that they wanted Osama bin Laden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – Prime Minister Yousuf Rasa Gilani warns the United States that his country could respond…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CIA Director Leon Panetta, even though Osama bin Laden lived in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – Tony the Tiger says he plans on going on tour soon, to talk…

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DOLPHIN COVE BY DAVID MILLER

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security and the FBI, some of the information gleaned from Osama…

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DOLPHIN DANCE BY DAVID MILLER

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NAACP and the Jewish Defense League jointly file a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Five GOP contenders square off at the Peace Center in downtown Greenville. At…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Why was Osama bin Laden cleaned before the Navy tossed him in the ocean?

COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was trying to sleep at a remote campsite in Yosemite National Park when camping with a friend, a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the…

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THE KENTUCKY DERBY

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the Center for Disease Control, the latest STD sweeping America is called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab television station Al Jazeera, many of Osama bin Laden’s supporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Special Advisor for Green Jobs Van Jones, tearfully testified at the National Clean Energy Project…

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