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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After her failed drug test on September 24, Lindsay Lohan is due back…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Ground Zero mosque developers have been given an ultimatum by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing in Washington, D.C., Solyndra CEO Brian Harrison leaves momentarily so…

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COLORADO COLORS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Singer Kanye West who earned an estimated $16 million last year,…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Friends of Paul McCartney are concerned about his new bride Nancy Shevell, because he…

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               THE CHURCH OF ST. NIKOLAIL

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It wasn’t until I was ten years old when I found that I was a premature baby, born in seven…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some possible headlines from major newspapers, the day after the rapture?

1. NEW YORK TIMES “City in disarray as 17% of the population disappear”. 2. CHICAGO TRIBUNE “Nearly 20% of the…

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STARS / AUTUMN / LAKE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the one of the most fearsome carnivores of all time. It stood about 18 feet high…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s recent speech at the Rural Economic Forum has many people stating that…

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                               THE PINK PANTHER

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab better known as the “Underwear Bomber”, pleads guilty to all charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Madrid, Spain – An unnamed woman broke the Guinness Book of World Records for giving birth to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Libya’s new regime forces, continue to fight people that are still loyal to Muammar…

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THE BEGINNING OF AUTUMN

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking on his radio program, Al Sharpton questions if GOP…

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