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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chairman of the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) Jon Leibowitz, announces that Bank of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, and Michele Bachmann has shocked the republican party with their future…

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FRANCOIS AND A FEW FRIENDS BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The ACLU has decided not to file a lawsuit against San Francisco, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Anna Hathaway and Valentino Garavani are photographed together to show that the color white…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Last weekend, the busiest road in the United States Interstate 405, was temporarily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists have recently created a new website for…

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VICKY BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – Out of fear of losing over 5000 jobs, union leaders are challenging legislation in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi tries to suppress her anger towards President Obama after he tells…

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BREAKING NEWS – Three unnamed fast food restaurant’s CEOs, have stated that they have informed all of their employees, on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony decided to end their seven year marriage. Friends close…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than 400 employees of the D.C. school district have been fired by Chancellor…

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 STEPPIN’ OUT BY ROBIN MORRIS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, told me that he was addicted to nicotine and…

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THE TRIO BY ROBIN MORRIS

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 MAX THE SAX BY ROBIN MORRIS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells, Plus marijuana as long as the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – With all the zaininess involved in courtships, what was your most memorable date?

COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are…

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