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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should children be used as pawns during a bitter break up?

COMMENTARY: My position is a resounding yes! Kids are great weapons! What other reason would you want to have these…

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My ungrateful mother is again mad at me regarding Mother’s Day. I don’t get it. I mailed her a nice…

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Wacky Weekend Question – Is hell a humid hot or dry hot?

COMMENTARY: I think either way, people who end up there that takes personal hygiene serious, will probably be able to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Navy Secretary Ray Mabus is denying allegations that Osama bin Laden’s body was literally booted…

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BREAKING NEWS –  Ankeny, Iowa – Likely GOP presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul from Texas, who has a reputation for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lindsay Lohan is seen snickering at Judge Stephanie Sautner after pleading no contest for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, announced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – President Asif Ali Zardari is denying that he was aware that Osama bin Laden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springdale, Arkansas – PETA states that they plan to boycott food giant Tyson Chickens, unless they immediately…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The producers of “Thor” Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment, gets sued for 25 million…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – An ambitious Pakistani businessman has been contacting all of the Al Qaeda members who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A memo leaked from the ACLU Headquarters, stated that they wanted Osama bin Laden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – Prime Minister Yousuf Rasa Gilani warns the United States that his country could respond…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CIA Director Leon Panetta, even though Osama bin Laden lived in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – Tony the Tiger says he plans on going on tour soon, to talk…

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