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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible, specifically Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. Which means the streets…

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                            From heaven the LORD looks down and sees all mankind; from his dwelling place he watches all who live on…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles, which city do you think has the biggest rats?

COMMENTARY: Keep in mind the question refers to rodents only, and not politicians.

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… and the dish ran away with the spoon

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know each generation has its own fashion statement, but I don’t get this “sagging pants” fad for young men….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, sits stone-faced and stunned, after President Obama and Speaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After Casey Anthony is overheard saying that she could do 6 days “standing on…

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BUT MOST OF ALL  (A poem by Blake Grantham) I love Sunday afternoon rainstorms and watching birds in flight I…

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BEAUTIFUL… BUT DUMB

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British archeologists returning from Egypt now believe they have evidence that Keith Richards of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to a computer glitch, Bank of America announces that it has accidentally deleted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – One of the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial that prefers to remain anonymous,…

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WATERFALL CASTLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – All 12 jurors of the Casey Anthony trial state that they based their decision…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama stops in the middle of a stroll yelling and using expletives at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The ACLU sends a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Outback restaurants Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – Governor Rick Perry is asked by a Human Rights Official at the United Nations,…

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