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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – A tractor-trailer flipped over, spilling loads of tomato sauce all over the highway. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Winston-Salem, North Carolina – Former Senator John Edwards pleads not guilty after being indicted by a federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seven-term Congressman Anthony Weiner testified before the House Rules Committee on Capitol Hill, and…

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FINALLY…  SHE’S ALL MINE!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Royal Oak, Michigan – A group of people who recently held a séance, stated that they have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Royal Oak, Michigan – Dr. Jack Kevorkian a.k.a. Dr. Death, dies while at William Beaumont Hospital. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Castroville, Texas – Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery, who issued an order against the Medina Valley Independent…

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U.S. & World History – D-Day happened on June 6th, 1944 when the United States came ashore in Normandy, France…

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                                                                         AGAINST THE ODDS

Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it ok to lie on your taxes, if you plan on spending the refund to stimulate the economy?

COMMENTARY: I personally believe that cheating the government (state and federal) is the responsibility of every decent American in this…

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Sing joyfully to the LORD, you righteous; it is fitting for the upright to praise him. Praise the LORD with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I took a nap in a boat I had rented when I was in the Bahamas, trying to temporarily escape…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

During my lifetime, I’ve been at in a lot of cemeteries. By far, the funniest headstone I ever saw, read:…

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                JUST A DROP IN THE OCEAN

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 The Life We Had  (A poem by Blake Grantham) I wish we could at least be friends, and then the…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Middle East – At a press conference, the President of the middle eastern chapters of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Residents of Switzerland relax in a park taking time off from work because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stratham, New Hampshire – Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney finally officially announces that he is making a…

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