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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After feeling a little mischievous during a weekend stay in San Francisco, I went to the grocery store and bought…

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                                                                                                      The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”    Psalm  14:1

Wacky Weekend Questions – How much whiskey would you have to drink before you’d consider remarrying a former spouse?

COMMENTARY: For me, it would have to be enough to fill at least three of the five Great Lakes?

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                 LOSING A HOME TO HURRICANE IRENE IN NAGS HEAD, NORTH CAROLINA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who told me that he was sleeping almost 14 hours a day. When I…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topton, Pennsylvania – An entire classroom of students from Brandywine Heights Middle School were rushed to the…

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               PREPARING FOR A HURRICANE

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The “American Gothic” is one of the most recognized paintings by an American artist. It was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Dancing With The Stars” announces that Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono before he/she got…

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BREAKING NEWS – Framingham, Massachusetts – Oyango Obama, President Obama’s uncle was arrested and held without bail on an immigration…

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               HURRICANE IRENE AT NAGS HEAD, NORTH CAROLINA

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While talking to former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld about his controversial new book,…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After weeks of negotiating, Scotland Yard decides to start hiring gay policeman. “They can…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving…

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               HURRICANE IRENE ON THE EAST COAST

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was stunned and stood nearly motionless, as Russian President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of…

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