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Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15) For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – “The Thinker” is a bronze and marble sculpture by Auguste Rodin that can be viewed at the…

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SHAFTS OF LIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Wasilla, Alaska – After Sarah Palin admitted that in the past she has hunted moose, she received…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (6 of 15)  For children that refuse to go to bed when told and insist that you…

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CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS  (2)

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BREAKING NEWS – A group of 5000 computer hackers have sent two of the world’s biggest credit card companies into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Central Africa – Because of the economy and worldwide unemployment, a group of giraffe seeking a better…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few days ago when I was at home, I heard singing from outside. I looked out my window and…

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  SERENITY

Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the strangest thing one of your parents used to whip you when you were young?

  COMMENTARY: My mother was really mad at me one time and could find a belt. So she grabbed my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On a cold blustery day in January in Chicago while I was scurrying down the street, I saw an old…

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GAGE PARK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men that have no children?

COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (5 of 15)  For $1275.00 you can purchase an Anti-Snoring Bed. If you have a spouse that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Samuel L. Jackson signs a multi-million dollar contract with New Line Cinema to star…

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COLD, QUIET, AND BEAUTIFUL

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BREAKING NEWS – According to ESPN and Sports Illustrated, Hall of Famer and former L.A. Laker center Jabbar, has decided…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (4 of 15)  From the makers of Silly Putty, now on sale… it’s Silly Patty! It’s just…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS announces that they’ll launch a new series in the spring, in which they…

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