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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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THE CRYSTAL & THE CAT

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Every time my mother asks me to loan her some money, I remind her of how she used to force…

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A MISTY AUTUMN AFTERNOON BY A POND

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Dr. Phil’s radical new suggestion on how couples should resolve their differences that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tijuana, Mexico – A man with a sniper rifle shows 1st and 2nd graders the basic fundamentals…

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THE ROBOT BOOGIE BAND  (JAMMIN’)

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  BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Bishop Eddie Long, stated that when all the facts finally come…

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 RUSHING WATER IN THE FALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates begins to show his frustration as he desperately tries to convince a large…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Even after thousands of complaints and several lawsuits, Bank of America maintains that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an eight month long investigation by NASA, the FBI finally arrest the man…

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A DAY AT THE ZOO

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Board of Education Superintendent Ramon Cortines stated that people committing violent acts…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan – Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Paul McCartney states that he has finally forgiven Muhammad Ali for knocking him out,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing With The Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear…

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AUTUMN IS HERE

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  BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – After an eight month study, Air Force Chief of Staff General Norton Schwartz…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of negotiations, the Tobacco Industry and the FAA finally reach an…

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