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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to think my grandmother would do her grocery shopping in the middle of the night to avoid crowds…

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A MEMORABLE VIEW

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Poppin’ Fresh a.k.a. the Pillsbury Dough Boy, files for divorce. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Roswell, New Mexico – The famous alleged UFO crash site from 1947 is back in the headlines….

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Trying to garner support in the extremely liberal west coast state from anyone or…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Poppin’ Fresh a.k.a. the Pillsbury Dough Boy, files for divorce. He angrily stated at…

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REFLECTIONS

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  BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an 18 month study and over $40,000,000.00, scientists at NASA have concluded…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A male model struts passed an audience in the 2010 Fall Fashion Show. Some…

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THE FLIGHT TO NOWHERE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Korea – Dictator Kim Jon-il says that will never be any meaningful talks between his country…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – With upcoming elections only two weeks away, many of the lobbyists, special interest groups, and corporations state…

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FALLEN LEAVES

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THE LURE OF THE OCEAN

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A major scandal has begun on the trading floor on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward…

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