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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorneys state that it will be a cruel irony when their…

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AN IMPERFECT PAST BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Due the present state of the economy and in an attempt to cut…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Cameroon’s First Lady Chantal Biya, stated that in hindsight, she regretted going to…

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THE SINGING BUTLER BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, slowly turns and nervously looks over his shoulder at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Standard & Poor’s lowers the U.S. credit rating from AAA to…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British Police Chief apologizes for what he called an honest and understandable mistake….

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DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorney Tara Isaacs, stated that he was deeply disappointed after she…

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Please pray for the families of the 12 members of SEAL Team 6, that lost their lives yesterday in a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Bengal Tiger is one of the most ferocious animals in the wild. It has no natural enemies and it…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have certain standards in regards to dating?

COMMENTARY: Mine is, I have very little respect for any woman who is willing to lower her standards to the…

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                  Store up your treasures in heaven. They’re more secure there, and you don’t have to declare them on your taxes….

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               THE HEAT WAVE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve always had problems remembering things. The worst example was when the last time I was in Chicago and I…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are you doing during this tough economic time to save money?

COMMENTARY: I now only rob convenience stores that are in my neighborhood. Even though I know it’s a possibility I…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs is found guilty and now faces life in prison. He was…

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                 70 LIGHTNING BOLTS AT IKARIA ISLAND, GREECE

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BREAKING NEWS – Barstow, California – The ACLU files a lawsuit against State Farm, Allstate and several other large insurance…

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