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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Michelin Man’s fiancée walks out on him. She says the last few years…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – The Michelin Man has been arrested and charged with attempted murder after…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks who is now staying in Great Britain, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s judgment continues to be in question. This holiday season,…

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A PARTIALLY FROZEN POND

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Texas – Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, shows former Vice-President Dick Cheney how she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijng, China – Because of the dwindling amount of space in his country, President Hu Jintao of China is…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – A letter carrier that brought the wrong uniform to work, dies the following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – At a press conference today, a teary-eyed Snow White and six of the dwarfs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nations and government officials worldwide continue to show their outrage toward Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief…

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HOLIDAY SEASON MAGIC

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the failed attempt of the Underwear Bomber on Christmas day last year,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – The president of the local 452 Suicide Bombers Union resigns, after it finally dawned on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Gore and John McCain win Life Magazine awards for being the two most…

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THE JOY OF GIVING

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  BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Larry King will be recording his last show at CNN on December 16th and…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – Paleontologists and scientists have long debated if the pteranodon which existed in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Bible Society has sent out this stern warning worldwide:…

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A MOUNTAIN CABIN AT NIGHT

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