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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you eat a can of dog food once a day for 90 days? If no, what if it also made your coat nice and shiny?

COMMENTARY: This is something that I would seriously consider, if they also included a ten year supply of breath mints.

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IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS…

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CHRISTMAS BLING

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Former U.S. House Majority Leader (Republican) Tom DeLay was found guilty of money laundering…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After interviewing Levi Johnston on her show, Tara Banks stated that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA has issued a statement that in the near future, they will be…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Because of the numerous injuries people have sustained in stores nationwide…

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U.S. & World History – The first recorded Thanksgiving occurred in 1621 in Plymouth, Massachusetts, and it was comprised of…

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 HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – The captain of a commercial ship bound for India has been handed some large…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Because of the recent ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court, sometime in early…

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CONTRASTING COLORS

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  BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – McDonald’s will soon be taking advantage of the city’s new law that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – A scientist at Yale University states that he has the capacity to manipulate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Muscatine, Iowa – An elderly couple sit and watch their apartment burn as the fire department attempts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the fact that the U.S. Postal Service has lost 8 billion dollars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gary, Indiana – Jermaine Jackson is seen reading a statement he had written, to a crowd in his hometown. …

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COMING HOME FOR THANKSGIVING

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – At the American Music Awards, 20 time Grammy winner Aretha Franklin who has…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Queen Elizabeth II is reported to be very upset and inconsolable over her grandson…

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