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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The ACLU files a lawsuit against a Miami school district because of an insect…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Ongoing intense and frequent migraines prompts the former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, New Jersey – According to a source from Jersey Shore, Snooki is actually getting shorter. Her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented…

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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WITH THE NINA, THE PINTA AND THE SANTA MARIA

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Fireflies or lightning bugs as they are sometimes called, are fascinating insects. They are actually winged beetles that produces a…

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THE CRYSTAL & THE CAT

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Every time my mother asks me to loan her some money, I remind her of how she used to force…

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A MISTY AUTUMN AFTERNOON BY A POND

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Dr. Phil’s radical new suggestion on how couples should resolve their differences that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tijuana, Mexico – A man with a sniper rifle shows 1st and 2nd graders the basic fundamentals…

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THE ROBOT BOOGIE BAND  (JAMMIN’)

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  BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Bishop Eddie Long, stated that when all the facts finally come…

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 RUSHING WATER IN THE FALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates begins to show his frustration as he desperately tries to convince a large…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Even after thousands of complaints and several lawsuits, Bank of America maintains that…

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