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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is a C-section?

COMMENTARY: I overheard a couple women stating that they had one. I believe if they would have studied harder, they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What used to be considered “tough love” in my youth, today would likely be labeled as child abuse. To make…

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THE BELMONT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a spokesman for Anthony Weiner, the congressman is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA and FBI have now confirmed, that the person that gave them the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department maintains its position regarding shutting down countless online poker websites. The three…

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                                                                   A FOAMY WAVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that he will soon be implementing a plan…

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A MEMORABLE HONEYMOON

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner is now seeking the advice from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – The Iranian women’s soccer team gets disqualified by the Olympic Committee because they refused…

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BREAKING NEWS- Sanaa, Yemen – After intense brutal fighting for weeks, anti-government protestors are seen flashing victory signs. They said…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The sincerity of Congressman Anthony Weiner’s apology has now come into…

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CALM WATER

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BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – A tractor-trailer flipped over, spilling loads of tomato sauce all over the highway. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Winston-Salem, North Carolina – Former Senator John Edwards pleads not guilty after being indicted by a federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seven-term Congressman Anthony Weiner testified before the House Rules Committee on Capitol Hill, and…

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FINALLY…  SHE’S ALL MINE!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Royal Oak, Michigan – A group of people who recently held a séance, stated that they have…

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