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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was the class clown since I was in around the sixth grade. One class that I hated more than…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week when my mother called me, we had a very bad connection before the call dropped. But I was…

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THE WALTZERS BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator John Kerry states that it is the Tea Party’s fault that the U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Panmunjom, North Korea – A soldier is seen taking a picture of an American, to prove to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current state of the U.S. economy, President Obama is seen trying…

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THE BILLY BOYS BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former professional baseball player Sammy Sosa said he is still trying to deal with…

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ALONG CAME A SPIDER BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Many women in the compound that was once controlled by Warren Jeffs, state…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tina Brown the editor of Newsweek, defends her magazine by stating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Balearic Island of Menorca – During the San Juan festival in the town of Ciutadella, several people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorneys state that it will be a cruel irony when their…

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AN IMPERFECT PAST BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Due the present state of the economy and in an attempt to cut…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Cameroon’s First Lady Chantal Biya, stated that in hindsight, she regretted going to…

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THE SINGING BUTLER BY JACK VETTRIANO

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, slowly turns and nervously looks over his shoulder at the…

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