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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s an administrator at an institution for patients that are literally insane. He said…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Today at the San Diego Zoo, a veterinarian said he will go back to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellwood, Illinois – A musician gets arrested after police find out that he planned on beating his…

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SLAVE TO FASHION BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA announces that they will no longer use the scanners that projected naked…

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THE FIRST TO ARRIVE BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Billings, Montana – A group of wild stallions were questioned and detained by the police after receiving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chairman of the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) Jon Leibowitz, announces that Bank of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, and Michele Bachmann has shocked the republican party with their future…

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FRANCOIS AND A FEW FRIENDS BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The ACLU has decided not to file a lawsuit against San Francisco, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Anna Hathaway and Valentino Garavani are photographed together to show that the color white…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Last weekend, the busiest road in the United States Interstate 405, was temporarily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists have recently created a new website for…

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VICKY BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – Out of fear of losing over 5000 jobs, union leaders are challenging legislation in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi tries to suppress her anger towards President Obama after he tells…

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BREAKING NEWS – Three unnamed fast food restaurant’s CEOs, have stated that they have informed all of their employees, on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony decided to end their seven year marriage. Friends close…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than 400 employees of the D.C. school district have been fired by Chancellor…

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