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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve always wanted some reference books at home, so when I got a call one afternoon from a company, I…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is “legally dead?”

COMMENTARY: Can a person be “illegally dead?” And, if you kill someone while you’re “illegally dead”, can you be sentenced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kondoli, Sudan – A local farmer is ecstatic after he confirms that he has enough grapes this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Senator John McCain said he feels comfortable about his decision to leave politics and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a year of no contact, NASA finally gets a shocking visual of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marvel Comics and Stan Lee finally reach an out-of-court settlement for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A staffer for Vice President Joe Biden has come forward to state that his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Popular Science Magazine – What caused the dinosaurs to become extinct? There are two popular theories. The…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – The FAA continues to crackdown on air traffic controllers that are shirking their…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner is quickly reduced to tears after Congresswoman Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Medea Benjamin who is a cofounder of the radical left wing women’s organization Code…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reno, Nevada – An air traffic controller gets suspended for sleeping for at least 16 minutes as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Geoffrey Mutai of Kenya runs the fastest Boston Marathon ever. Sports analysts believe they…

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