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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, told me that he was addicted to nicotine and…

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THE TRIO BY ROBIN MORRIS

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 MAX THE SAX BY ROBIN MORRIS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells, Plus marijuana as long as the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – With all the zaininess involved in courtships, what was your most memorable date?

COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are…

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WORKING MOM BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has confirmed that the U.S. has financially crippled Al Qaeda. They said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sri Lanka – An angry new home owner states that he plans on suing his realtor in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Frankfort, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell states the democrats and republicans are still sharply divided regarding Casey…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Casey Anthony has gone from being the most hated woman in America, to the…

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TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a study by the NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board), Washington D.C. annually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moenchengladbach, Germany – The United States women’s soccer team beats France 3-1 in the World Cup semi-finals….

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Because of the concerns of her safety, Casey Anthony decides to relocate to a…

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THE GANGSTERS BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The National Weather Service predicts that the nationwide heat wave will continue. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – In an unprecedented civil litigation case, an angry woman files a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Lead prosecutor of the Casey Anthony trial Jeff Ashton, defends the jury’s verdict. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into…

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