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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – A woman with a “hand” painted across her mouth, is protesting a new law…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nurse at Northwestern Memorial Hospital attempts to revive a teddy bear that an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Matadi, Democratic Republic of the Congo – Government officials releases disturbing statistics which revealed the number one…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Dr. Levi Harrison, a San Francisco-based physician, is warning people about selfie wrist…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR   (5 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. wished her Twitter followers a Merry…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Svetlana Travis Zakharova, a Russian former escort, has claimed disgraced former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandan, North Dakota – A North Dakota man accused of plotting to use a forklift to flip…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Speaking to tens of thousands of tourists, pilgrims and Romans that gathered in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James came under fire over the weekend after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The friction between Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus continues to heat up,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LeBron James blasts NFL, calling the owners ‘old white men’ with ‘slave mentality’….

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CHRISTMAS EVE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband of many years has an offensive eating habit.When finishing his meal, he takes the plate or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my fondest childhood Christmas memories, is the family gatherings for dinner. It would be so much food because…

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