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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A large balloon of London Mayor Sadiq Khan wearing a yellow bikini has been…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN’s Max Kellerman said on “First Take” that Tiger Woods’ response to questions about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Chinese state-owned company reportedly hacked former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – E-commerce giant Amazon took to its blog to hit back at “inaccurate and misleading”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chairman Tom Perez has announced that he plans to try to garnish the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsport, Pennsylvania – After Hawaii beat South Korea in the World Series, Williamsport has announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Suspects awaiting trial in California will now have their bail eliminated, according to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump threatened Google in a tweet, saying the Internet giant’s search engine is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced “Today” anchor Matt Lauer is telling supporters that he’ll be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lanny Davis, the high-powered attorney of President Trump’s longtime “fixer”-turned-foe Michael Cohen, admitted he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine’s apparent reluctance to publicly confirm he’ll cast a “no” vote…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Uber announces that they will now be competing with ambulance companies,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – Pope Francis I told reporters that he “won’t say a word” about claims by…

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