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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers…

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Dear Blake, I paid $5,000 for a seven-day cruise with my grandkids. All I asked was for them to pack…

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When I was married, I never got along with my mother-in-law. My wife at that time demanded that I take…

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The bible is: The law of the LordThe testimony of the LordThe statutes of the LordThe commandments of the LordThe…

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Dear Blake, I’m a busy woman. My friend “Adele” was calling me excessively on my cellphone. She would call up…

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My nephew has often complained about working at a company that makes axes. He worked there for ten years, vowing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff (D-CA) made an offer to Republicans on: a limit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In scathing comments as her party appeared on the verge of defeat in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chief Justice John Roberts seemed visibly irritated when Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., formally asked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has now taken socialism to a whole new level. She is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A string of newly resurfaced video clips of former national security adviser John Bolton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Warren announced her plan to protect elections from Russian interference and other forms of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On CBS Evening News, Democratic presidential candidate Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The head of San Francisco Public Works, which is in charge of cleaning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg caught flack after a viral video from a campaign…

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