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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My parents — both in their early 90s — have lived with me for three years because they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder why so many locations all over the globe have misleading names. Such as, at Easter Island, there are…

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Song of the Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble” BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE  (from Macbeth) Double, double toil and trouble; Fire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Sundar Pichai sent an email to company employees admitting his company…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Looking to avoid having swing voters lump her in with her party’s fringe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Happy Valley, Oregon – An Oregon homeowner held a burglar at gunpoint last week after she caught…

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THE MAN IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants continues its journey in spite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – An Orange County Superior Court judge has ruled against the Eagan Avenatti law…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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SUPERSONIC EVIL

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BREAKING NEWS – Annandale, Virginia – Hillary Clinton’s former 2016 running mate Senator Tim Kaine, attempted an intervention after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Snow White has now filed charges against Prince Charming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Trump tweeted a 2005 video in which Obama, then a senator, made a statement…

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Scorpio  ~  October 24 – November 22 Symbol: Scorpion Element: Water Sign Ruler: Pluto, Mars Lucky Colors: Purple, Black Lucky…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has persuaded an increasing amount of teachers not to give grammar school…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A very little known fact, is a boxing promoter got his start from opening up…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton raised more than a few eyebrows when she lead…

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CREEPY SMILES

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A member of the New York Times editorial board has a…

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