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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New information is surfacing about former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a senior citizen man who is confused by what seems to be a new rule of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know it’s common nowadays for pet lovers to request designer dogs. But I warned my friend not to request…

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Your silent tents of green We deck with fragrant flowers; Yours has the suffering been, The memory shall be ours….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I could use your help regarding my husband. He refuses to enter his work travel schedule on the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday I went to a nearby lake with a friend of mine to hang out for a few hours. I…

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Our debt to the heroic men and valiant women in the service of our country can never be repaid. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., took to social media during a tornado warning in Washington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An increasing amount of Americans that retire are moving, leaving high-tax…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A video showed hundreds of illegal immigrants storming a French airport and occupying an…

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WALKING AMONG HEROES

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – State rep Douglas McLeod was arrested after he allegedly punched his wife in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea criticized Joe Biden as a “fool of low IQ” after the…

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ONE SOLDIER HONORING ANOTHER SOLDIER

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s daughter, Olivia Jade, reportedly wants to go back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sumter, South Carolina – Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders, unveiled his plan for reforming public education…

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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived….

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