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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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 SUMMER OUT / AUTUMN IN

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, solidified his reputation for being the toughest Sheriff in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Helicopter pilots from Marine 1, state that they will seek an early retirement from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore’s patience finally pays off, as he stands with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – At L.A. International Airport, passengers who just got off of a flight on…

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – Joe Paterno who recently got fired as football coach of Penn State after…

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PANDORA’S BOX

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BREAKING NEWS – Coronado, California – The recent NCAA basketball game between North Carolina and Michigan State on the USS…

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A BABBLING BROOK IN NOVEMBER

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BREAKING NEWS – State College, Pennsylvania – Former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky from Penn State faces 460 years if given…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – For $2.5 million, Forest Lawn Memorial Park is now offering special cemetery plots…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00 would you walk around for an entire year with a brightly colored tattoo on your forehead of a commercial endorsement?

COMMENTARY: As long as I wasn’t promoting the Yankees, the Lakers or any feminine products, I would probably do it.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out over a friend of mine’s house the other day, when I asked for some dental floss….

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“Look, he is coming with the clouds,” and “every eye will see him, even those who pierced him”; and all…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I…

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 A LONELY LEAF IN AUTUMN RAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – National Geographic and park rangers have confirmed that an extremely rare animal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After Lindsay Lohan’s sentence of 30 days in jail by Judge Stephanie Sautner for…

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