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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some things you’re embarassed to admit that you enjoy?

I am a little ashamed, but here are five: 1. A heated political race with plenty of mudslinging. 2. A…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Editorial – VIOLENCE ON TV From the casual viewer to the couch potato, the majority of Americans think there is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s reputation of being anti-military is now starting to hurt his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perth, Australia – Two Aboriginal dancers file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mariah Yeater who is currently alleging that Justin Bieber is the father of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After only being married since late August, Kim Kardashian files for a divorce…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – Rick Perry defends his strange behavior while giving a speech in New Hampshire….

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Justin Bieber vehemently denies the allegation by Mariah Yeater, that the…

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Their Dreams   (A poem by Blake Grantham) It always seems to happen, it’s like an endless game. His nerves restrict…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Bank of America announces that the plan has been scrapped to start charging their…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – After the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series, a cardinal for a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As the temperature continues to drop, the amount of Wall Street…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – The District Attorney on Sesame Street states that the numbers “7” and “9” will…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – Seif al-Islam Qaddafi, the son of toppled leader Muammar Qaddafi, is in talk…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore tells Wall Street protestors, that banks have been…

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