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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Jionni LaValle is said to be devastated that “Snooki” from Jersey Shore dumped him….

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                 ARISTOCRAT  (a song by Blake Grantham)                  I have mansions in every state                  I never stand in line I…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The rift between the President and Vice President has gotten bigger according to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On Capitol Hill, daughter of President John F. Kennedy Caroline Kennedy, receives a standing ovation…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Weather Channel is now warning people nationwide to remain indoors because the heat wave has now…

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                                                            DRINKIN’ UP A STORM

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An interoffice memo from the President of the ACLU Susan Herman that has been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I feel that people that lived in the eighteenth century on back were pretty disgusting. There was no deodorant, no…

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ALONE IN A CROWD BY ROBIN MORRIS

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PARIS RAGE BY ROBIN MORRIS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s an administrator at an institution for patients that are literally insane. He said…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Today at the San Diego Zoo, a veterinarian said he will go back to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellwood, Illinois – A musician gets arrested after police find out that he planned on beating his…

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SLAVE TO FASHION BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA announces that they will no longer use the scanners that projected naked…

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THE FIRST TO ARRIVE BY ROBIN MORRIS

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BREAKING NEWS – Billings, Montana – A group of wild stallions were questioned and detained by the police after receiving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chairman of the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) Jon Leibowitz, announces that Bank of…

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