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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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(11 of 30)  The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that the west coast of the United States has been and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN releases a statement acknowledging that lead political analyst “Wolf” Blitzer is under investigation…

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THE COLOR PURPLE

Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what was your instrument of choice, when you busted out an ex’s windshield?

COMMENTARY: Conservatively speaking, I’m guessing 95% of you have done it. (Especiallly if you ever dated a moron that’s similar…

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  I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hungry yesterday, so I went to Subway to get something to eat. After looking at the large variety…

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FLOWERS AND WINE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

On St. Patrick’s Day a few years ago, to my surprise I awoke to see a leprechaun sitting on the…

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(10 of 30)  The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Rory Reid, who happens to be the son of Senate Majority Leader Harry…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The editor in chief of WikiLeaks Julian Paul Assange, has stated that he and…

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INDIAN SUMMER BY MICHAEL PARKES

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(9 of 30)  The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – It was initially reported last week that fired NPR President Vivian Schiller and senior vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Since being fired by his former hit show “Two and a Half Men”, Charlie…

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(8 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder forces Dayton to lower their standards (test scores) so…

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