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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has confirmed that the U.S. has financially crippled Al Qaeda. They said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sri Lanka – An angry new home owner states that he plans on suing his realtor in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Frankfort, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell states the democrats and republicans are still sharply divided regarding Casey…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Casey Anthony has gone from being the most hated woman in America, to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a study by the NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board), Washington D.C. annually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moenchengladbach, Germany – The United States women’s soccer team beats France 3-1 in the World Cup semi-finals….

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Because of the concerns of her safety, Casey Anthony decides to relocate to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The National Weather Service predicts that the nationwide heat wave will continue. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – In an unprecedented civil litigation case, an angry woman files a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Lead prosecutor of the Casey Anthony trial Jeff Ashton, defends the jury’s verdict. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Elk Grove, Illinois – According to a study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, 70% of married…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Ann Curry, Nadya Suleman better known as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Union City, Georgia – While speaking to the Morticians Association of America, President Obama states that the…

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