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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – According to one of the WikiLeaks cables, in December of 2009, the head of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bhopal, India – Reebok discontinues their new shoe design that has been poorly received by the public….

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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Top executives of the nation’s largest Chinese Food franchise Panda Express, has now issued…

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AMERICA’S NATIONAL SYMBOL

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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head has been arrested and charged with killing his missing wife. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Amidst thousands of angry emails and phone calls, Tupperware yanked its most recent tv…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beebe, Arkansas – Wildlife experts are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die…

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THE SILVER WARRIOR BY FRANK FRAZETTA

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Due to the sluggish economy, Hawaiian real estate has fallen on very hard times….

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BREAKING NEWS – Braganca, Brazil – Fourteen year old Elisany Silva who is a towering is 6’9” is the tallest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – At the Shanghai Zoo, a hippopotamus gets his teeth brushed, proving that animals in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?

For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I held my hands next to a lantern as I sat alone in a tent high in the Himalayas. The…

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