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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Southwest Airlines has outraged many of their frequent fliers after a five foot hole…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Jimmy Carter states at a congressional hearing that he understands why in…

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                                                                     THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON IN THE ATTIC

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(23 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After an air traffic controller gets caught sleeping at Reagan National Airport, the Federal…

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APRIL SHOWERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no…

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(22 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan stated that contrary to rumors, the…

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                                 NIGHT FLIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder reverses his previous position and decides to refer Guantanamo…

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(21 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are calling for the resignation of President Obama’s recent…

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UP AND OVER

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  BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Charlie Sheen’s sold out show “The Torpedo of Truth” at the 5100 seat…

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For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The name of the classic novel, “The Wizard of Oz” written by author and journalist Frank L. Baum, was not…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is political science?

COMMENTARY: I used to think it would involve a congressman or senator in a laboratory mixing chemicals trying to find…

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                 LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!  (2011 MARCH MADNESS)

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