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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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ALL NIGHT DELIVERIES

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (14 of 15) If you have a son, for $12.95 you can get the G.I. Joe Militia…

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For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders.  And…

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BREAKING NEWS – Maywood, Illinois – A large crowd of angry snowmen marched to the mayor’s office demanding that he…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (13 of 15) If you have a family member who habitually goes off their diet by sneaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has…

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DUSK IN THE WINTER

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When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (12 of 15) For kids 8 and up you can get the Amtrak Train Set for $79.95…

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BREAKING NEWS – Northern Alaska – The National Wildlife Federation states that for some unknown reason, many of the large…

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BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In “Zappos 2009 Culture Book”, the origin of a very popular cliché that people…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (11 of 15) If you’re in the habit of continuing to sleep even after your alarm goes…

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A COZY LOG CABIN

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to the slow economy which prompted Santa Claus to lay off seven of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejoices after the Senate voted to end the…

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THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IN CANADA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when…

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