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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creator of Playboy Magazine,  Hugh Hefner who recently turned 84, has announced that…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – State Attorney General Lisa Madigan says she plans on indicting several top executives…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (3 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The CEO for 7-11 Joseph DePinto, stops the sales of their new Liquid Nitrogen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – A recently discovered race of people called the Chinese Silver Giants, were photographed laughing…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (4 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company states that they have already received  thousands of complaints from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – From the studios at CBN, televangelist Pat Robertson announces he feels that marijuana…

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  BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Film producer/director Michael Moore contributed $20,000.00 in an attempt to bail Julian Paul…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Winston Churchill, who was Britain’s most admired and respected Prime Minister, rose to prominence during World…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellwood, Illinois – A man hangs himself with a telephone cord because he was angry that his wife didn’t…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR (5 DAYS TO GO)                                        

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BREAKING NEWS –  Rome, Italy – After having what they both called a “Very Merry Christmas” , Pope Benedict XVI…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?

COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually…

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