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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has…

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DUSK IN THE WINTER

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When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (12 of 15) For kids 8 and up you can get the Amtrak Train Set for $79.95…

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BREAKING NEWS – Northern Alaska – The National Wildlife Federation states that for some unknown reason, many of the large…

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BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In “Zappos 2009 Culture Book”, the origin of a very popular cliché that people…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (11 of 15) If you’re in the habit of continuing to sleep even after your alarm goes…

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A COZY LOG CABIN

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to the slow economy which prompted Santa Claus to lay off seven of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejoices after the Senate voted to end the…

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THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IN CANADA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first,  I told…

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (10 of 15) From Milton Bradley comes the all new Candyland. This revised edition for $9.95 has replaced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The legal counsel for Bishop Eddie Long is now negotiating an out-of-court settlement with…

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SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS AT NIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have…

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