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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men with that have no children?

COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Bullet Trains in Japan, transport commuters from city to city at more than 200 miles per hour. Chicago has bullet…

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                                             STEVIE WONDER  (THE MUSICAL WIZARD)                                                    CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D. C., I went to see the United States Marine Corp Memorial to see the…

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ANOTHER TRAIN BLASTIN’ THROUGH SNOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – Al Gore states at a press conference, that the record snowfall and freezing temperature…

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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sherman Oaks, California – CBS intervenes and takes a no-nonsense approach regarding Charlie Sheen once he entered…

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                                                         JESSE OWENS  (THE ORIGINAL ROADRUNNER… beep beep)                                                          CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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BREAKING NEWS – Giza, Egypt – An Egyptian real estate developer is photographed looking at the magnificent pyramids, trying to determine if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the first time in 12 years, schools all over the city were shutdown…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kent, England – Ambam, a silverback gorilla, at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, southeast…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner gets emotional while answering with hand gestures, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – A judge throws out a lawsuit filed by Cathy Cruz Marrero after she fell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich that was convicted of lying to the FBI, stated…

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A TRAIN BLASTIN’ THROUGH SNOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James, who has a reputation of literally crying after tough losses, is seen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Because he couldn’t garnish any large support for his ideology from humans, Jesse Jackson…

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