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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An awkward moment took place during the Senate hearings, when the entire room…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida  – The CEO of the Carnival Cruise Corporation Mickey Arison, says that he does not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the U.S. Justice Department, it was like a Cold War spy novel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has stated, that since she announced that she is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On July 9th of 2010, the U.S. and Russia completed the largest spy swap/trade…

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THE MYSTERIOUS MAN FROM PHILADELPHIA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

On a hot humid day while I was driving down a long stretch of road, I saw a lady standing…

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THE ARRIVAL OF SEASON 4

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TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Which state has the most idiots per capita?

COMMENTARY:  According to my ex-wife, Illinois has one less idiot since I left, and the the state I presently reside in,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking downtown one afternoon, late for a business meeting, when I saw a man in an alley sitting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured still irritated at PETA after he yielded to their relentless…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – After being stranded for three days, the Carnival Splendor arrives at the Port…

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CHANGING SEASONS

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, former President Bush stated that the biggest regret…

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VETERAN’S DAY  THE REAL LIFE ACTION HEROES – UNITED STATES AIR FORCE  (THUNDERBIRDS)

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Former CEO of BP Tony Hayward, tells the BBC during an interview, that one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan sues her psychic, wanting back the thousands of dollars she paid him….

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