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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Senator John McCain said he feels comfortable about his decision to leave politics and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a year of no contact, NASA finally gets a shocking visual of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marvel Comics and Stan Lee finally reach an out-of-court settlement for…

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                THE LAST SUPPER BY LEONARDO DaVINCI

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A staffer for Vice President Joe Biden has come forward to state that his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Popular Science Magazine – What caused the dinosaurs to become extinct? There are two popular theories. The…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – The FAA continues to crackdown on air traffic controllers that are shirking their…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All…

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                                                                                  THE RAISING OF LAZARUS BY REMBRANDT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner is quickly reduced to tears after Congresswoman Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Medea Benjamin who is a cofounder of the radical left wing women’s organization Code…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reno, Nevada – An air traffic controller gets suspended for sleeping for at least 16 minutes as…

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                                                                                         CHRIST DRIVING OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS FROM THE TEMPLE BY REMBRANDT

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Geoffrey Mutai of Kenya runs the fastest Boston Marathon ever. Sports analysts believe they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lynchburg, Virginia – National franchise J. Crew clothing store generates controversy after they run an ad with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wisconsin shows his proposal to reduce the budget…

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                                                                                  THE STORM ON THE SEA OF GALILEE BY REMBRANDT

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  BREAKING NEWS – In the past ten days, toddlers were accidentally served alcohol at the Olive Garden in Lakeland,…

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                                                                                                THE BEST TIME TO ACCEPT CHRIST

Life through Blake’s eyes…

On one of the rare times I used public transportation, I overheard an interesting comment by a passenger sitting in…

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