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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejoices after the Senate voted to end the…

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THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IN CANADA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first,  I told…

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (10 of 15) From Milton Bradley comes the all new Candyland. This revised edition for $9.95 has replaced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The legal counsel for Bishop Eddie Long is now negotiating an out-of-court settlement with…

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SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS AT NIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (9 of 15)  For $49.95 you can get a bathroom scale that is designed to help motivate…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shockwaves are still being felt worldwide after the recent discovery by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the rising medical costs and the deteriorating Social Security system, Congress has…

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TAKING CONTROL OF MY LIFE AND CREATING MY OWN PATH

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Christmas Gift Ideas (8 of 15) For $99.95 you can purchase the New York City Style Race Car Set. With…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Mountain Lakes, New Jersey – Mrs. Butterworth states during an interview, that she has fallen on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The people in the audience that were initially excited about going to Australia…

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15) For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when…

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