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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Donners Grove, Illinois – PETA accuses Jimmy Dean Foods of abusing their animals by using a high…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was elected mayor of Chicago, easily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogotá, Columbia – The head of several drug cartels have requested an emergency meeting with President Juan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Giza, Egypt – Many Egyptians state that travelling through the desert is a lot more comfortable, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – After seeing the 14 State Democrats mimic Arab leaders that are fleeing their countries…

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MT. SAGUENAY-LAC-SAINT-JEAN REGION OF QUEBEC, CANADA

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                                                   JACKIE ROBINSON  (GOING THROUGH BARRIERS)                                                      CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Bible Society which was founded in 1816, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – Jesse Jackson arrives in the state capital to lend his support to the unions…

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BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – At 114 Besse Cooper is officially the oldest person in the world. When asked…

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VENICE, ITALY

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Governor Pat Quinn, says he is presently consulting with international lawyers trying to resolve…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Scientists, doctors, and historians are still in shock after all 39 past presidents rose…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After several heated exchanges, British officials and the NAACP agree to have an internationally…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dr. Melba Vasquez President of the American Psychiatric Association, states that she is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces that this fall, “The Apprentice” will have as competitors, famous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is said to be extremely bitter that the estimated 70…

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                                                                                                  FLORENCE GRIFFITH-JOYNER  (EXPLOSIVE ACCELERATION)                                                                                                    CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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SOUTH BEND, INDIANA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

An extremely attractive lady caught my attention when I was on the beach in February in Miami a few years…

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