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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The ACLU is now pitted against Seaworld and PETA in an upcoming court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yogyakarta, Indonesia – A local restaurant owner said business is booming as he prepares a meal for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Reluctantly yielding to animal rights groups, Governor Shintaro Ishihara of Tokyo has finally funded…

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2010 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST LINDSEY VONN  (IN OVERDRIVE)

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – According to one of the WikiLeaks cables, in December of 2009, the head of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bhopal, India – Reebok discontinues their new shoe design that has been poorly received by the public….

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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Top executives of the nation’s largest Chinese Food franchise Panda Express, has now issued…

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AMERICA’S NATIONAL SYMBOL

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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head has been arrested and charged with killing his missing wife. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Amidst thousands of angry emails and phone calls, Tupperware yanked its most recent tv…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beebe, Arkansas – Wildlife experts are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die…

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THE SILVER WARRIOR BY FRANK FRAZETTA

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Due to the sluggish economy, Hawaiian real estate has fallen on very hard times….

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BREAKING NEWS – Braganca, Brazil – Fourteen year old Elisany Silva who is a towering is 6’9” is the tallest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – At the Shanghai Zoo, a hippopotamus gets his teeth brushed, proving that animals in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a…

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