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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – At the Shanghai Zoo, a hippopotamus gets his teeth brushed, proving that animals in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie…

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MONTS-VALIN NATIONAL PARK, QUEBEC

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?

For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I held my hands next to a lantern as I sat alone in a tent high in the Himalayas. The…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your New Year’s Resolutions?

COMMENTARY: Mine is to finally achieve my life long dream of becoming a supervisor at Woolworth’s or Montgomery Wards. (As…

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2010 IS WINDING DOWN  (MIDNIGHT TONIGHT)

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – After countless warnings from park rangers for being disrespectful, a grizzly bear…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Former senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, who once admitted that she dabbled into witchcraft,…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennesse – A photographer catches Al Gore’s reaction, when he learned how much alimony his…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (2 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Carlsbad, California – Thousands of¬†personal trainers nationwide are presently creating a website. It will provide local classified…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creator of Playboy Magazine, ¬†Hugh Hefner who recently turned 84, has announced that…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – State Attorney General Lisa Madigan says she plans on indicting several top executives…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (3 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The CEO for 7-11 Joseph DePinto, stops the sales of their new Liquid Nitrogen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – A recently discovered race of people called the Chinese Silver Giants, were photographed laughing…

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