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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, NY – On the floor of the NY Stock Exchange, Ashley Bouder and Andrew…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mehmood Kot, Pakistan – After acknowledging that he lives in a very high crime area, a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Local cocaine dealers have reported that their profits were down nearly 20% while…

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LAKE LOUISE FROM A DISTANCE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Popeye’s new tell-all book has made the New York Times best…

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BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Over the past two months, the price of gas worldwide has steadily climbed….

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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux Falls, South Dakota – Attorney General Marty J. Jackley, has stated that the new aggressive policy…

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SWEET LOVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Secret Service and the local police broke up a fight in a restaurant…

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THE MOUNTAINS IN LAKE TAHOE

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogota, Columbia – Edward Nino Hernandez is the shortest man in the world according to the Guinness…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists, theologians, and archaeologists, are now intensely studying the Mayan calendar,…

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DANCING ON ICE

Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what’s your opinion of stay-at-home dads?

COMMENTARY: I’m not talking about the sizeable group of you who have husbands or boyfriends that are under house arrest.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Like many kids, when I was around eight years I hated taking baths. One day, my mother got so frustrated…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to Genesis 1:21 (in which I believe), the strange looking hammerhead sharks, as well as all sea creatures were…

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LAKE LOUISE, ALBERTA, CANADA

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people that complain about secondhand smoke, but shop at garage sales, are hypocrites?

COMMENTARY: To me, the double standards are obvious.  (In my strange world, my conclusions always make perfect sense).

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The ACLU is now pitted against Seaworld and PETA in an upcoming court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yogyakarta, Indonesia – A local restaurant owner said business is booming as he prepares a meal for…

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