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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Retired veteran journalist Dan Rather offered a rallying cry on Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams formally responds to reports that he has been suspended…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reiterate the latest opinion of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Shockwaves are still rippling through Hollywood, after Arnold Schwarzenegger in a “60 Minutes”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a rare case of bipartisanship, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Senator John Boehner, jointly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS and Andy Rooney finally state the real reason he abruptly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Andy Rooney who has been a staple on 60 Minutes, announces…

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