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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump stated that a recent story by ABC News reporter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News has announced that Chief Investigative Correspondent Brian Ross would…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Speaking on ABC’s “This Week,” Cokie Roberts made a startling admission:…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mark Halperin, the NBC and MSNBC analyst who co-authored the bestselling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During his rally in Phoenix, President Trump didn’t miss an opportunity to poke fun…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The politically correct ACLU has now decided that the slavery of blacks was so…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBA star Dennis Rodman said, “People don’t see … the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On ABC’s “The View,” Joy Behar asked, “Have you noticed that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN, have now filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The interim Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile said on ABC…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Barbara Walters thinks ABC execs have ruined “The View” and fears…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On ABC’s “This Week”, host George Stephanopoulos grilled VP-elect Mike Pence…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News says it is investigating one of its producers after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC newsman George Stephanopoulos gave Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager Robby Mook,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor Amy Robach has apologized for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton had a quick response on when an animal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Wolf Blitzer who was anchoring CNN’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “GMA Weekend” lifestyle anchor Sara Haines is in talks to take…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – ABC announces that production has begun on a new show, which will be a…

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