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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinos – McDonald’s introduced a Happy Meal toy on July 3 for the children’s animated movie,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Married at First Sight” is now 0 for 3. After newlyweds Davina Kullar and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News chief anchor George Stephanopoulos never disclosed to his network…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aurora, Colorado – A Colorado mom got a surprising note from her daughter’s school after packing Oreo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A teacher convicted of raping a student she later married, wants to teach again….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Nightly News” has lost to ABC in the ratings for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California Governor Jerry Brown (D) appeared on ABC’s “This Week” program, making what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has given the world another glimpse of its revolutionary flying saucer technology, which…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Christian and family groups are threatening to boycott al advertisers that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least 50 U.S. law enforcement agencies now have access to radar devices that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellevue Township, Michigan – Found in Michigan backyard: 42 mastodon bones. Eric Witzke’s home is in Bellevue…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – After nearly two decades in country music, Ty Herndon is ready to be honest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas woman who said a burglar stole up to $1 million worth of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell is officially returning to “The View” this fall after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC has confirmed that they are currently negotiating with Rosie O’Donnell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that Diane Sawyer will be leaving her position as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The original Batmobile that was rejected by ABC for the 1960’s tv series is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The beginning of the third week of “The Tonight Show Starring…

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