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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to doctors at ABC, they have given Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kirstie Alley’s partner on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Congressman Fred Grandy resigns as on air host WMAL radio, after being pressured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks…

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