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In 1864, some former slaves in Maryland presented Lincoln with a gift of a Bible. According to one report, Lincoln replied: In regard to…

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U.S. & World History – John Wilkes Booth will always be synonymous with the assassination of President Lincoln in 1865….

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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God’s side,…

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U.S. & World History – For over a century, historians have relentlessly tried to suppress the truth about the Civil…

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U.S. & World History – During the Civil War only three border states remained neutral; Maryland, Kentucky, and Missouri. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gettysburg, Pennsylvania – President Obama has many people disappointed that he won’t speak at the 150th anniversary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Historians rejoiced at the discovery of the second photo ever found of Abraham Lincoln…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a lawsuit on behalf of a group of gay men regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Over a dozen of Abraham Lincoln lookalikes showed up in Washington. D.C., encouraging President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsport, Pennsylvania – An extremely rare document was discovered at Lycoming College that was signed by President…

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               That I am not a member of any Christian Church, is true; but I have never denied the truth…

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                  The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.  ~  Abraham Lincoln

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                A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.  ~  Abraham Lincoln

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                                                 Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it…

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                You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.  ~  Abraham Lincoln

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                 The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support…

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.  ~  Abraham…

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