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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Kennel Club has finally persuaded Congress to consider a bill that will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Finally yielding to pressure from the ACLU to rename any dog breed that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Kennel Club has announced that they plan to lobby to give dogs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wittensville, Kentucky – Though Johnson County school officials deleted a Bible passage from a student production of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – PETA is backing Wile E. Coyote in his lawsuit against people that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA attributes their lack of support from the House of Representatives due to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – After a ten year study, the American Kennel Club has concluded that dogs…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA, the ACLU, and the AKC are now objecting to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Thanks to the AKC and PETA, New York is now the…

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