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BREAKING NEWS – Nuuk, Greenland – Greenland’s fastest-flowing and fastest-thinning glacier recently threw a real brain bender at scientists, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump mocked climate scientists while warning the Midwest of impending freezing temperatures that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People Magazine has listed 14 peculiar facts about some well known celebrities, such…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – Former vice president Al Gore, refers to the current nationwide freezing temperatures, as “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now blaming President Trump for the Los Angeles Dodgers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – In a town hall meeting, Al Gore and Maxine Waters get into a shouting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Australia – Global warming activist and former veep Al Gore likened the battle over climate change…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former Vice President Al Gore announces that the sequel to his Oscar-winning 2006…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Al Gore who has often been accused of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rankin/Bass Productions, Inc., known for its seasonal 1960’s and 70’s television specials, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s supporters are continuing to blame everyone for her emails… except Hillary Clinton….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At a press conference prompted by his third sexting scandal, disgraced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Leonardo DiCaprio used his Oscar acceptance speech on Sunday to deliver a message about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – The world’s first farmers and their slash-and-burn agriculture may have set off global warming…

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BREAKING NEWS – In his Dec. 10, 2007 “Earth has a fever” speech, Al Gore referred to a prediction by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The “Sagittarius A-star”, standard abbreviation is a bright and very compact astronomical radio source…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A colder than average winter may be on the horizon for portions of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A new NASA study says that Antarctica is overall accumulating ice. Still, areas of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of 20 climate scientists dismayed by what they see as a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – This synthetic perspective view of Pluto, based on the latest high-resolution images to be…

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